everywriterneedsinspiration:

I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.

everywriterneedsinspiration:

I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.

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cerebralzero:

VSS Vintorez
VSK-94
AS VAL
9A-91

cerebralzero:

VSS Vintorez

VSK-94

AS VAL

9A-91

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Filthy questions! Make my muse uncomfortable

  • 1.What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  • 2.Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.
  • 3.Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  • 4.Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  • 5.Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  • 6.Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
  • 7.Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
  • 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  • 9.Do you like having your balls touched?
  • 10.Do you like having your nipples touched?
  • 11.Do you like having your anus touched?
  • 12.Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
  • 13.Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  • 14.Do you have any kinks?
  • 15.Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  • 16.Do you pee in the shower?
  • 17.Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  • 18.Have you had sex in the shower?
  • 19.Do you like being naked?
  • 20.Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  • 21.Have you ever skinny dipped?
  • 22.What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
  • 23.Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
  • 24.Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  • 25.Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  • 26.Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  • 27.Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  • 28.Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  • 29.How many sexual partners have you had?
  • 30.How often do you masturbate?
  • 31.Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  • 32.What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  • 33.Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  • 34.What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  • 35.Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  • 36.Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  • 37.Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  • 38.What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  • 39.Do you ever go commando?
  • 40.Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
  • 41.How big is your penis?
  • 42.Does your penis curve at all?
  • 43.Which testicle hangs lower?
  • 44.How big are your breasts?
  • 45.Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  • 46.Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
  • 47.Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  • 48.Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  • 49.What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  • 50.Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  • 51.Do you like the way your genitals look?
  • 52.Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
  • 53.Do you like your butt?
  • 54.What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  • 55.Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  • 56.Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  • 57.Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  • 58.What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  • 59.Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  • 60.What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  • 61.What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
  • 62.Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
  • 63.Spit or swallow?
  • 64.When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  • 65.Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  • 66.Do you "squirt?"
  • 67.Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  • 68.Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  • 69.Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  • 70.Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
  • 71.Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
  • 72.How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  • 73.Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  • 74.Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  • 75.Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  • 76.Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  • 77.Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  • 78.Do you own any sex toys?
  • 79.Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  • 80.Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  • 81.What are your favorite positions?
  • 82.Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  • 83.Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  • 84.Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  • 85.Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  • 86.Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  • 87.If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  • 88.If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  • 89.Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  • 90.Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  • 91.Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  • 92.Have you have phone sex?
  • 93.If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  • 94.What's something you like about your body?
  • 95.What's something you dislike about your body?
  • 96.What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  • 97.What was your most recent sexual thought?
  • 98.Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  • 99.When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  • 100.Do you often imagine people naked?
betterbemeta:

snarkeet:

this season’s new hit anime xoxoxoxo

10/10 would watch

betterbemeta:

snarkeet:

this season’s new hit anime xoxoxoxo

10/10 would watch

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bajablastbabe:

robertoluongo:

i’ll be damned if emilys grandma isnt an internet sensation

can’t hear u over the g ma swag

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forever90s:

“The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib.”

The Breakfast Club (1985)

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squirrelsecrets:

subaroosmiles:

Vader’s Little Princess

Oh my god, that was heart-breaking!

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